Archive for July 2011

This is the BEST - Craig Christ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRKvAm6F2JU&NR=1

Superhero One (love Awesome, and Drugfree boys) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks-U9NOdGh8&feature=related

Superhero Two http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybzInni1HJ8

Ed (Special Ed) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBUyhhOVhoM&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=AVGxdCwVVULXfHpkJgqxaVlkRXBkLOsD2K

Special - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8
 

Nasty Ass For The Ladies Abortion Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4bdqF5gwVw&feature=related


 

Others:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRKvAm6F2JU&NR=1

Love Song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZMGVtIejLs&NR=1

 You know that the world is totally screwed when ....

A Norwegian kills 90 people in a United States type "Postal Service" (aka Going Postal), or Columbine (aka going insane in the rich suburbs) type attack.

if you KNOW me, you know that even though I only heard about this 12 hours ago (I've been busy on vacation ... you know, i'm busy) ... there are a million ... well, a few thousand .... Stop being technical. there are a lot of thoughts going thru my head.

Some of them humorous, at least to me - if you like Lisa Lampanelli, Jackey the Jokeman, Howard Stern, Doug Stanhope, then you'd agree.

What's humorous about this? You mean you can deal with some psycho piece of sh!t murdering a random assortment of people living in a fantastically fair society in a normal way, as if you are buying tomatoes at the supermarket? I can't. That is the definition of what humor is for; taking the edge of.

What freaks me out isn't that someone was so efficient at murder. It's that the person wasn't American!

I mean, there's so much that speaks AMERICAN Fox Channel loving sociopath:

  • He's got THREE names (Anders Behring Breivik, aka 'this idiot') - like Lee Harvey Oswald.
  • He's got skills (like the abortion bomber guy in Georgia)
  • He's totally planned out his insanity - like Columbine
  • He wants to testify - like Timothy McVeigh
  • He's a white male - like all serial killers

Oh, I could go on.

Stunningly, people seem surprised.

Please, sit down with some Scandinavians. Ask them some hard questions ... and you'll get uncomfortable but HONEST answers (and here's where my comparison starts to wane ... in the USA, the BS will start up on the same questions). 

Ask them, so how is the assimilation between the muslim immigrants and those which have been in (X) country for a few hundred years? 
If your daughter decided to marry a muslim immigrant, how would you and your mom react?
How do you feel about the government financially supporting the immigrants?

As a non Chinese living in China (for years and years) I know what it's like to be a representative of less than 1% of the total population .... while it's sometimes difficult, I can't imagine what it'd be like to be a psycho looking to find people to hate. Whatever the tipping point is, apparently this idiot's tipping point was around when he started writing his own manifesto.  (We haven't need any more manifestos since Marx, or Hitler. thanks).

Here's a toast to sanity. Hate your neighbor if you want, but don't go slaughter the  neighbor, or their kids. That's just wrong... 

OMG, I'm so f'g done with PayPal.

They really just hate anyone that lives outside of the USA.

They've 'frozen' my Paypal account about 6 times in the last year because I live in Asia. Apparently, PayPal doesn't like those of us that live in Asia - especially if we're American.

So, they recommended I open a PayPal CHINA account.

So I did. Of course, it doesn't work easily.

Here's my email to PayPal Support.

I have an auction I MUST pay for ... and I can't get you at PayPal to understand that China is not the USA.  When registering my bank account, where my name is "FairfieldParkerAbbot" - because:

a) in China, family names come first

b) CHinese think that a long name has a total of about 13 characters. Mine has much more - so the bank has cut out all of the spaces, and removed a T.

So, how do I get your system to accept that? Using it the "Paypal"way (which is so stereotypical American) I'll never be able to open a paypal account in China

PayPal support sucks

 Well, the experts have spoken. Spoken yet again.

Not only is Greece screwed more ways than not. Let's not talk about how Spain, Portugal, Italy or Ireland is safe ... None of those places matter in international finance anyway.

Don't bring up Minnesota, it doesn't matter (really, when has Minnesota ever mattered except when you counted all of the states in the USA?).

What's really the concern now, is this place you hardly consider a world economic powerhouse.

I mean, you don't think of the corner (gas-station) store as a powerhouse, right?

So, when was the last time you wondered when CHINA would crash and burn ECONOMICALLY. Yeah, sure, many of us wonder about the random and bizarre political decisions ... .but ECONOMICALLY?

So when you read:

As municipal projects play out across China, spending on so-called fixed-asset investment — a crucial measure of building that is heavily weighted toward government and real estate projects — is now equal to nearly 70 percent of the nation’s gross domestic product. It is a ratio that no other large nation has approached in modern times.

Even Japan, at the peak of its building boom in the 1980s, reached only about 35 percent, and the figure has hovered around 20 percent for decades in the United States.
 

What's awesome is the Chinese way of 'pork-barrel' projects' - "same same but different" from the US style:

In the case of Wuhan, a close look at its finances reveals that the city has borrowed tens of billions of dollars from state-run banks. But the loans seldom go directly to the local government. Instead, the borrowing is done by special investment corporations set up by the city — business entities whose debt shows up nowhere on Wuhan’s official financial balance sheet.
 

 

So, I ask only ONE question, as the USD and the EURO are both, essentially insolvent - now that one reads this article ... where does one put their money? Gold? 

Multiple quotes of above article came from here.

Mama mia.

Chinese 'netizens' take the piss out of their government's idiotic Photoshop job

Chinese Government Officials Can FLOAT  magic
Chinese Government Officials Can FLOAT magic

Thank you www.ChinaSmack.com ... you're awesome. 


Obama throwing down!

And I love (absolutely LOVE) the translated comments.... like this (try to pick up the nuance, it's there if you look for it):

actually work
I'm guessing it should be: ... "who actually do work are too few" (PS = photoshop)

 No one would believe that this stuff ... but it's true. And frigging awesome.

What's better are ChinaSmack's visitors' PS'd alternate images!


look at the pig shadows
Classic
Oh no they didn't!
I didn't know that they were there!







Here's the link to see it on their site

 I've just picked myself up off the floor.

So, amazingly, sappy.

th ROFLMAO
Amanda Lear's sappy song

Here are the lyrics, so you can sing along. (muhhahahaha)

Now it's time to say goodbye
I fly away tonight
I promise, I won't let you cry
I'll miss you
Can it be possible
To be away from you?
You know, for me you mean so much
Without you life is just
A never-ending emptiness
I'll miss you
Can it be possible
To be away from you?
Time, time to say goodbye
I fly away tonight
I'll miss you
I'll miss you
I'll miss you
To live without you
Is as difficult as to live together
Life can be so hard sometimes
 

So, I'm trying to hire an English - Chinese translator ...

this young lady's first email (a) had a blank subject line, and (b) nothing in the body of the email ... I replied back saying provide a cover letter and salary expectations.

Here's her reply:

engchitranslator


Mary, you're in luck. This guy, David, and you will get along great! 
 
headtoe
reciting from head to toe

I've got to say, I love reciting the dictionary from head to toe. 

Piece. 

Getting great freeware is easy.

I recommend www.cnet.com - and let their Editor Reviews guide you.

By the way, when you're searching, a great thing to do is download the offline version

You want to do this because it's easier to install the larger file ... an then not worry about all of the additional downloads - especially if you'll install the software again in the future.

In Google, you'll want to type something like this:
download skype offline install   - and where the Skype is, you can change it to whatever you want.

I built another machine today ... and on it went:

AVG Antivirus 

AVG 2011 32-bit (135 Megabytes)
AVG 2011 64-bit (153 Megabytes)

7zip  http://www.7-zip.org/download.html

Nitro PDF Reader (can create PDFs too!)  

Mozilla Firefox 

DownthemAll! Download Manager - which ROCKS! Super super fast

VLC is awesome at playing different audio/video files http://www.videolan.org/vlc

Skype www.skype.com